jessiej7732:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

PRAISE YOUR BROTHER

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suctioning:

"M" in meme stands for slope

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64px:

ceeberoni:

64px:

my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

how do you phil about it

im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou

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quentintortellini:

destinysabortion:

videohall:

He has a deep voice for a 14-year-old

this makes me feel uncomfortable 

his balls didn’t just drop when he hit puberty, they fell to the fucking floor

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breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

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Are you becoming what you’ve always hated?

tyleroakley:

IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS BACK

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If you don’t know history, then you don’t know anything. You are a leaf that doesn’t know it is part of a tree.
Be with someone who you don’t have to hide from, in any way. Whether it’s your morning face before you’ve put your make up on, an embarrassing story to tell about something that happened on your way home, or an ambition you’ve had since you were six… make sure you end up with someone who knows all of it and still loves you. A person you can tell your whole life to is a person worth spending a life with.