ewalex:

i did a Saturn because its a planet in space (duh) and space used to be one of my worst fears. idk i was always terrified of the idea of just floating without air or gravity. i also have really bad existential anxiety which is kinda like when people and the world and existence worries you. and that includes things that humans cant easily wrap their minds around like the concept of forever. and space doesn’t just go on forever, its getting larger. so basically the Saturn is a symbol of my anxieties and fears. please don’t delete this caption it means a lot to me

ewalex:

i did a Saturn because its a planet in space (duh) and space used to be one of my worst fears. idk i was always terrified of the idea of just floating without air or gravity. i also have really bad existential anxiety which is kinda like when people and the world and existence worries you. and that includes things that humans cant easily wrap their minds around like the concept of forever. and space doesn’t just go on forever, its getting larger. so basically the Saturn is a symbol of my anxieties and fears. please don’t delete this caption it means a lot to me

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brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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dreamingsouls:

cry at home, be a bad bitch at school

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human:

jayjelenafan:

selbizzle:

human:

When you see it

The fuck…

See what?

Look closely


I SEE IT NOW

human:

jayjelenafan:

selbizzle:

human:

When you see it

The fuck…

See what?

Look closely

I SEE IT NOW

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human:

jayjelenafan:

selbizzle:

human:

When you see it

The fuck…

See what?

Look closely


SEE WHAT?!?

human:

jayjelenafan:

selbizzle:

human:

When you see it

The fuck…

See what?

Look closely

SEE WHAT?!?

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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